GAY PEOPle's ChronICLE OCTOBER 2, 1998

CLASSIFIEDS

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Cincinnati Drivers Needed We need drivers to deliver the Gay People's Chronicle to stores in Cincinnati. If you have an insured vehicle, and are available Friday during the day, please call Brian, 10 am to 6 pm weekdays, toll

free at 800-426-5947.

Mail Handlers Needed Seeking motivated and hardworking people to work part-time or on an on-call basis. $5.15/hour. Start work immediately! Call Mary Ann at 216631-8646.

Advertising Sales

Placing a Classified in the Gay People's Chronicle

Classified ads received with payment by 3 pm on Friday will be included in the next issue. Ads are 75¢ per word, minimum $15, for each issue the ad appears in. A headline is $5.00 per line extra and can have 25 characters per line, including spaces (22 if all capital letters). The $15 minimum can be any combination of ad text and headlines. Ads without headlines will have the first words boldfaced. Number groups, such as phone numbers, count as one word. Hyphenated terms (for example, 20-word or lesbian/gay) count as two. When in doubt, count it. No sexually explicit ads accepted. Make check or money order payable to Gay People's Chronicle, or use MasterCard or Visa. Credit card orders can be sent by fax to 216-631-1052, or by phone to 216-631-8646, toll free 800-426-5947.

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The Chronicle is seeking responsible, motivated go-getters to sell advertising for Ohio's largest gay, lesbian newspaper. Experience preferred but if you're dependable and a self-starter, training is available. For an interview call David Ebbert at 216-631-8646. (~)

Lambda Legal Defense and Education Fund, a national lesbian and gay legal organization seeks Midwest Regional Director in Chicago responsible for administration, fundraising, supervising of nonlawyer staff and public education and policy leadership in 8-state region. Duties include: management of fundraising events, donor relations, grant proposals; public education and leadership; media relations; supervising of non-legal staff; some travel. Strong fundraising, management, communication skills and commitment to civil rights of lesbians, gay men, and people with HIV/AIDS essential. Law degree or experience with legal issues preferred. Salary DOE; excellent benefits; full job description available. Send cover letter and resume by 11/13/ 98 to Fran Goldstein, LLDEF, 120 Wall Street, Suite 1500, NY, NY 10005. (15)

Make-up artist & hairdresser wanted for upscale beauty salon. Must have cosmetology license. Richard Stevens Cosmetics. 440-442-4022. Ask for Tony. (15)

Nanny wanted. Room & board free. 2 children in country. Responsible & clean-oriented a must. 440-353-3493 ext. 1. (17)

Club Cleveland. Seeking full & part time positions. Fun environment, good pay. Apply in person MonFri 8 am 4 pm. 1448 W. 32nd St. 216-961-2727. (15)

For Sale

AKC miniature Schnauzers. Very dark salt-npepper. Females $350, males $300. All shots, dew claws and tails removed. 330-762-3871 or 330607-4399.

Mail Order

Work from home

(18)

Simple 5 page report details mail order system used by Rags to Riches mail-order millionaires. 24 hour recorded message for free report. 888-522-6491. (15)

Services

MAN MAID, INC.

Commercial and residential cleaning, carpet cleaning, general maintenance, repairs and painting. Bonded and insured. References available. Meticulous and dependable. Call 216-749-9735.

Please check one category for your ad:

Help Wanted Business Opportunities For Sale Roommates For Rent Mail Order Services Real Estate Auto Wanted Erotica

Classifieds are 75° per word for 1 issue. Frequency discounts available: 70c per word for 2 issues. 65c per word for 3 issues and only 60c per word for 4 issues!

No. of Words

wks. = $

+ Headline = $.

Total = $

Mail to: Chronicle Classifieds P.O. Box 5426. Cleve, OH 44101

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Payment must be made is full before ad can run. No refunds. $25 fee for returned checks.

Painting Etc!

Want some help with all those redecorating ideas? Call Rich for a free consult and estimate. Best prices in town. Call today and I'll get back ASAP. 216221-5567.

Licensed Massage Therapist, Elizabeth Leonard. 614-299-0930.

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Experienced houseboy seeks live-in position anywhere in Ohio or neighboring states. Kent 330630-1969.

(16)

Photographer! Reunion, anniversaries, commitment ceremonies, portrait with your pet or child, modeling, AOL. Prints or computer discs available. Call Ruben at 216-556-4678. (16)

Cleaning Service

Had it with your cleaning service? Why not call Personal Touch by Lisa! Reliable, honest, experienced, references. Call 216-705-0216. (16)

Travel

www.LambdaResorts.com

Exciting new web site lists over 1,800 gayowned & gay-friendly lodging accommodations throughout the USA. Features include free access, search capabilities, weather information, maps and links to travel services. (23)

COFFEE STEP ONE PLEASE DRESS PROPERLY FOR

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For Rent

Northern Ohio

Akron Highland Square

Very large 2 bedroom, 1 block from country club. Enclosed patio, dining room, new kitchen, dishwasher, stove, disposal, side by side refrigerator, air conditioning, hardwood floors, fireplace, laundry hook up, garage available. $795 per month includes all utilities. 330-869-6180. (15)

Akron Highland Square

1 bedroom carriage house apartment newly renovated. Dining room, appliances, sun porch, offstreet parking. $575/month. Includes all utilities. 330-869-6180. (15)

Double Clifton-W.110th Large 1 bedroom or 2 bedroom, carpet, appliances, 5 rooms down, 6 rooms up, garage and off street parking. $525 down. $575 up and security. 216-676-4448. (16)

Hampton House Apartments. Cleveland's finest, walking distance to Edgewater Park. Spacious suites, hardwood floors, heat and water included. Underground parking. Monthly specials starting at $425/month. 216-961-7312 (16)

Rocky River Kensington Club Apartments 1 & 2 bedrooms. Spacious, heat and hot water included. Carport available. 680 Smith Court off of Detroit. 440-333-4057. (16)

Lakewood Colonial Club 1 & 2 bedrooms. Free heat and water. Off street parking from $390/ month. 24 hour maintenance. 216-521-9336. (16)

Roommates

Northern Ohio

Servants quarters in historic Heights home. $375 per month + deposit includes all utilities (except phone), off-street parking. Must have transportation. No pets, non-smoker. Call Bob at 216-9328075. (15) GWM seeks GM to share house in Parma Heights area. Close to colleges and Metroparks. $350 per month covers all. 440-842-1642. (14)

Seeking responsible, self sufficient, closeted, gay or bisexual professional person to share 4 BR house in southern suburb of Cleveland. Includes utilities, fireplace, whole house privileges, laundry, garage. Close to Tri-C and Parma Town. Page 216-766-0223. (15)

Berea quiet neighbor looking for GF, who likes dogs, to share 3 BR home. $450 includes utilities and laundry available. Call Cheryl 440-234-6682. (17)

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STEP THREE CONSPICUOUSLY PROTECT AN ARTISTIC DEMEANOR.

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